Reasons why you should have plants in your room
– More clean air
– People think you are cool
– They look pretty
– You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up
– You feel proud when they grow
– You can give them cute names
– pLAnTs
Cons: They might grow and conspire to kill you and your friends after convincing you to let it eat a dentist.
what
FEED ME, SEYMOUR
DON’T FEED THE PLANTS