Eye doctor: “one…*switches lenses*..or two? Choose which is better…one….*switches lens again*..or two”
Me: *sweats nervously*
BRUHHHH
me: o-one?
eye doctor: are you sure?
me: “labored breathing* YES
eye doctor: Let’s try again; one *switches lenses* or two?
me: two??
eye doctor: are you s