Okay, time to flex my history degree, Janet. I have some advice for this dinner party:
- If George Washington offers to bring any food or drink don’t accept it. There’s a pretty good chance he traded a slave to an even more brutal plantation for it, since this was pretty much his go-to punishment for “misbehavior”
- Good luck getting Adams to come to a party where Jefferson is in attendance.
- Good luck getting Jefferson to come to a party, full stop.
- I promise Franklin will quietly instigate conflicts between Adams and Jefferson when he’s bored, will ignore everything you say about America in order to ask you about the various electronics in your house, and the first time you leave him alone with the toilet he WILL lift the lid off the tank just to see how it works and immediately decide it would be hilarious to poop in that part of the toilet
#stop idolizing the founders stop treating them as angry gods