This is why we can’t have nice things

stephrc79:

hums-happily: God I love these two

reclusiveq: heheh. I could just see them deciding to spar one day and the Avengers Tower ends up with a few new “windows” and “doors”

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“It’s for the aesthetic! And also more efficient!” Bucky shouted down the hall at Tony, who couldn’t stop gawking at the ‘door’ into the main room that hadn’t been there before.

“You’re paying to fix this, Barnes!” Tony shouted back.

Bucky let out a squawk and stalked down the hall towards Tony. “Wanna tell me why? You didn’t make Thor pay to fix it when he went through the sparring room wall. Why me?”

Tony turned a withering glare on Bucky. “Maybe because Thor ended up fixing it with his bare hands? Can you do that, Robocop?”

“My ass, he fixed it! I saw the contractor!”

“Yeah, well.” Tony huffed and tentatively stepped through the opening. “I once saw your boyfriend rip a log in half with his bare hands. If he can do that, you two can fix this shit,” he finished, waving a hand back towards the opening.

“You make training really boring, you know that?”

Tony turned and pointed a finger at him. “Slicking up the shield and trying to surf down the hallway while playing ‘Eye of the Tiger’ at full blast, only to shout PARKOUR when Steve slips and goes through the wall does not count as training.”

Bucky shrugged. “It does if we were doing a volatility and pressure test of the shield, trying to determine a larger variety of uses -”

“I’M NOT PAYING FOR IT!”