the purest gift of all, crack! from significanceofmoths to destinationtoast’s fic 1000 Watsons Walk Into a Bar…
At an adjacent table, John spots a hedgehog sipping from a bowl of beer, shared by a small bat. Next to them sit a merman Watson in a bathtub, and – is that a pinecone wearing his jumper? Several Watsons in more familiar forms are there, too, listening to one who is saying, “Well, yes, he’s a fish – a big fish, though. You’d think he’d be kind of ineffectual, but actually, he’s rather brilliant.”