the many forms of shipping

casual: well I mean if I had to ship them with someone it’d be them
aggressive: they can’t fucking stand each other omg I love this
angsty: one of you better be in a coma
fluffy: CUDDLE FESTS, FOREHEAD KISSES, NOSE-BOOPS
heavily supportive: I will draw/find every fanart I can of them until my fingers bleed
EXCESSIVELY supportive: I should be studying for finals but instead I am up at 4 in the morning reading some fanfiction a kindergartner wrote because there’s literally nothing better
THIRSTY AF: they better do the do everywhere in every way possible I better see some tongue action, some personal kinks, and if I don’t see a dick in an ass in five minutes I swear to god I will shove a brick down my throat
obsessive: the wallpaper on my phone is my OTP, I have t-shirts of my OTP, my profile pic on every account I own is a pic of my OTP, my entire room’s walls are covered in a collage of my OTP, the plushies I have of my OTP are making out right now, my entire life and my every source of happiness depends on these two fictional characters being disgustingly in love
emotional: legitimate sobbing over the ship
headcanon/AU: the canon version of these two assholes actually doesn’t work at all but the fandom version is BEA TUTIf UL and is LOAD ED D with glorious hcs that just make so much sense they connect with my soul
musical: (listening to ipod) omg A could sing this to B
canon: the only reason I am calm is because it actually happened
NEVER-GOING-TO-BE-CANON: (faint crying mixed with incoherent guttural noises)
beyond hope of salvation: all of the above