vaspider:

speciesofleastconcern:

johndarnielle:

geekhyena:

emberkyrlee:

OMG there’s a follow-up story to THIS ONE

GLORIOUS

OH MY GOD. 

I celebrate this resourceful lizard

I think that would have been my solution too. You want to bite? Bite this.

EDITED TO ADD: Also, serves you right for trying to stab a harmless lizard you douche

oh holy fucking hell
blerr blerr blerr thank you for the trigger warnings on this one. D:

I chose to read it but oh my god.