watson is approximately 50% more angry, 50% more trash, and 50% more horny than john
Watson is exactly as angry, trashy, and Horny as John is, but he shows it, unlike John who has, as a wonderful fic once put it, ‘personal walls of concrete 3 meters wide and manned with Apache helicopters’.
Imagine BBC Watson meeting BBC John.
Now there’s a party I’d like to be in the room for.
#the marys and the sherlocks just sit in the corner eating popcorn