SO MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN 20 SECONDS. So I go over to Hayley and Chris and I go “Okay, here’s the plan.” They both huddle up with me like we’re about to plan a football play and I ask “Can you give me the biggest hug you can possibly manage?” Chris’s face LIGHTS UP and he goes “YES!” And Hayley’s like “You have no idea what you’ve just asked for” while Chris is rubbing his hands together and getting himself pumped up for the biggest hug of his life. Hayley grabs me and tugs me against her, but then Chris with his big gorilla arms grabs both Hayley and I and pulls us against him so hard and fast that he loses his balance and all three of us go stumbling and nearly fall over!
We’re all laughing, the cameraman is trying to hurry us along, but as Chris scrambles to put us on our feet and in line of the camera, my arm was turned in such a way that when Hayley and Chris tugged me in for a hug once more, both Chris and Hayley end up with their crotches AGAINST MY HANDS, Chris to the point where he was literally pressed so close I was cupping his junk.
Let me say this again. Chris Evans’ STAR SPANGLED LITTLE STEVIE was in my hand.
You can see how my eyes are wide still from that literally JUST HAPPENING, Chris was like ‘oH HELLO’ and I was like ‘OMG’ and tugged my hands away quickly out of surprise, and the resulting photo is probably the best thing that’s ever happened to me. He gave me a big hug after and laughed off the accident, so sweet and hilarious, and he smelled amazing.
So. If you ever wondered… Captain America is about as impressive as you’d expect.
BUT WHAT DID HE SMELL LIKE
HE SMELLS LIKE A FUCKING LOG CABIN IN THE AUTUMN WOODS OF NEW ENGLAND WHERE HE CHOPPED DOWN THE WOOD FOR THE FIRE HIMSELF WHILE YOU SIT WRAPPED IN HIS FLANNEL SHIRT DRINKING A MUG OF COCOA
Now see this is the sort of reporting I am here for. A+++++ thank you for sharing because this was an experience for us all.