The Signs as Torchwood S1 Quotes

Aries: “Still, at least I won’t get pregnant. Never doing that again.”
Taurus: “Er, yeah, that would be me. Sorry, I’m a twat.”
Gemini: “Hey! Sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul!”
Cancer: “Lucky she’s young; work your way through my back catalogue, we’ll be here till the Sun explodes.”
Leo: “I believe estate agents pronounce it “Sploe””
Virgo: “We’re a secret organization hunting alien technology from an underground base, and you want a rota for who drives.”
Libra: “I clear up your shit, no questions asked, and that’s the way you like it.”
Scorpio: “Last kiss for the condemned man. Embarrassing given we haven’t been killed…”
Sagittarius: “So, I’m shagging a woman and an alien.”
Capricorn: “Tell me something, are you always this dressy for a murder investigation?”
Aquarius: ” If it’s someone we’ve pissed off, that narrows it down to 4 or 5 million.”
Pisces: “Well, think about it…lots of things you can do with a stopwatch.”