Selina… no. No.
Batman: Hmmmmmmmm
Robin: Wait now hold on a minute…
Batman: Quiet chum, I’m considering something
Batman: Robin, this is your new mother.
Robin: Holy cats Batman, it’s Catwoman!
Catwoman: Wait, Mother?? He’s your son? He’s like almost thirty!Batman: He’s my WARD
Catwoman: Your…ward
Batman: Yes
Catwoman: So you’ve adopted a thirty-something man and you dress him up in green short shorts while spending all your time with him in your secret cave
Batman: That is correct yes
Catwoman: …
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SLOWLY BACKS OUT OF WAYNE MANOUR