letthechoirsing:

Considers how many time Mrs. Hudson must have leave her flat and caught Sherlock and John making out. Even right now, as she goes to take out the trash she finds them against the front door, snogging and rutting against each other. John’s hand is working between their bodies, both unaware of her presence and Mrs. Hudson silently goes back to her apartment. But even inside she can still hear the desperate moans and Sherlock’s voice as he cries out John’s name over and over again, followed by the a low growl and then complete silence.

Only when she hears them giggle does Mrs. Hudson decides she won’t go complain about their tendency to forget they have a bedroom.