iron man: blow shit up
captain america: gymnastics + ultimate frisbee
hulk: break everything and yell a lot
thor: hammer ballet
black widow: death by thighs
hawkeye: increasingly cool arrow-shooting
scarlet witch: interpretive dance
quicksilver: just run them over
falcon: caw caw motherfuckers
winter soldier: never-ending weapons hoard + scowly duckface
war machine: machine gun shoulder + sheer level of cool