the signs as things in the undercover boss: starkiller base skit

Aries: the technician that just wants her muffin
Taurus: tim the stormtrooper getting thrown through the soda machine
Gemini: kylo saying “people are going to love the new me” and then the camera panning over to the dead body behind him
Cancer: the pop up rainbow ‘sorry i killed your son! :(‘ card
Leo: “waddup matt” [kicks wrench]
Virgo: a stormtrooper calling kylo ren a punk bitch
Libra: knowing matt is kylo ren after he says “hi i’m matt”
Scorpio: getting promoted to superior officer and then getting killed by kylo immediately afterwards
Saggitarius: “THEN YOU DON’T HAVE TO LOOK AT IT ANYMORE”
Capricorn: kylo ren saying kylo ren is shredded
Aquarius: the ‘it has been zero days since our last accident’ sign
Pisces: “i see what’s in your mind. it.. is… STUPID”