I swear to god Claire is just one day going to turn into Samuel L Jackson from Snakes on a Plane
I AM MOTHER FUCKING TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SUPERHEROES IN MY MOTHER FUCKING EMERGENCY ROOM
You know it’d be more funny if Claire turned out to be Nick Fury’s niece.
Claire: Taps her foot as the call rings almost endlessly in her ear, when it does finally connect and she hears breathing on the other end she’s speaking before the person on the other end can even get a word in. “This is all your damn fault Uncle Nick! Before the Battle of New York and your damn Avengers I had a nice normal life with a normal job, now suddenly I’m patching up superheroes left, right and centre. I’d also appreciate it if you could send someone by to pick up your fledgling Hawk? I fished him wounded out of the dumpster outside my apartment building.”
WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. DO.
God DAMN it and you accuse ME of evil plot bunnies!
