File this one under “Masculinity So Fragile…”
“Thought up by a guy who lives in an old firehouse, walks to work with his dog, has two bikes and a trike, and want to move beyond stemware.”
“At MANCAN we believe wine is for drinking, not pairing, and our “notes” are more rock than classical.”
“Crush one at the game, throw one in your back pocket on a camping trip, or pop one open at your favorite dive bar.”
“Just do us a favor and don’t talk about the “aroma.””
“MANCAN – SHUT UP AND DRINK”
omg that gifset i need it for everything