1: what color do you talk in?
2: what songs do you think people remember you by?
3: if you could take claim for any invention, which would it be?
4: radio or mp3?
5: what movie character would you choose to be your parent and why?
6: if people floated instead of walking, how far off the ground would you be?
7: choose a song to live off of.
8: would you rather have clouds for feet or suns for hands?
9: is your phone charged enough?
10: if you could choose one person to protect with your life, who would it be?
11: if you had to choose one person to be protected by, who would they be?
12: what book do you need to read?
13: who saved your life?
14: CDs or vinyl?
15: if you could only repeat words said by one person, who would you want to be echoing?
16: do you like feeling tall?
17: do you like wearing other people’s shirts?
18: if you could breathe music, which artist would you choose to inhale and which would you choose to exhale?
19: would you rather have hair that changes color with emotion or get injured each time you’re touched by the person you love?
20: what are the promises you’ve made to yourself?
21: if your family died, whose house would you go to for safety and reassurance?
22: what wouldn’t you do to help a friend?
23: if you had to choose one music artist, actor, or author to become your mentor, who would it be?
24: who do you admire most in the world? why?
25: what are songs that make you want to become the sky?
26: would you rather be the night sky or the day sky?
26: would you rather be the sky or the earth?
27: would you rather be the earth or the moon?
28: would you rather be the moon or the sun?
29: if you had to change your name to something else, what would you change it to? why?
30: are your hands cold?
31: if you had to choose three articles of clothing to keep for the next three years of your life, what would they be?
32: monet or da vinci?
33: van gogh or michelangelo?
34: if you were a teacher, what would you assign to your class as their first project?
35: how do you pronounce ‘crayon’?
36: have you ever wanted to be invisible?
37: have you ever wanted to be everywhere?
38: if you could change any one thing about your current surroundings, what would it be?
39: do you hear things in layers or all at once?
40: neon light or natural light?
41: if you could choose one instrument to master overnight, which would it be?
42: are you okay?
if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
teenagers: we are going to punch you
me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmiedteenagers: we are going to kick you
me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money
me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….teenagers: we are going to call you mean names
me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it !
me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you
me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Gardenteenagers: we are about to physically assault you
me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronautteenagers: we are going to commit felonies
me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle
me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochetteenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism!
me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfieldif theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

































