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If a Countries Had Honest Tourism Slogans:

Australia: “Come Visit the Land Where Your Nightmares Come to Life!“
Japan: “Join Us in the Crazy”
Egypt: “The Pyramids—They’re All We Have”
Mexico: “Avoid the Areas We Tell You to Avoid”
France: “Yes, We’re Stuck Up, But in a Familiar, French Way“
Italy: “Our Food and Wine are THAT Good“
Germany: “Sorry Again!“
Scotland: “You’ll Need Us to Repeat Most of What We Say, But You’ll Find it Hilarious”
Ireland: “Thought We Were Joking About How Green it Is? We Weren’t Joking“
Canada: “We’re Not All as Nice as They Say But You’ll Be Too Cold to Notice“

America: “Come and Enjoy The Hatred, Clogged Arteries, and Pure Stupidity.”

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