kittywings01:

whoopsrobots:

illyanaarasputina:

maxximoffed:

HTIS IS SO FUNNY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL DRAMATIC BUT THERES LIKE FIVE OF THEM

#i can’t believe ~civil war~ is actually just a fist fight in a tesco’s parking lot

(me, waiting on a delayed flight, stuck in the waiting area with the huge glass windows, watching like 10 guys fight on the landing strip) so should we like call someone

“Ground, this is Lufthansa flight 1736. Yeah, we’re going to need new progressive taxi instructions. The terminal three apron is currently…otherwise occupied. No, we can’t access Gate 24. The jetway is…blocked. Thank you, Ground.”