Today’s Calvin and Hobbes re-run made me think of scifigrl47′s stories where Tony Stark has tinkered with the toaster in Avengers Tower. Calcifer the toaster is one of my favorite characters. So I did a little editing in PhotoShop and made a thing.
This is an excellent thing!
Also Clint would totally shoot the toast on a daily basis. He’s a bastard. 8)
“BUTTER ARROW, STEVE!”
“But why, Clint?”
“Because…BUTTER ARROW.”
SAM SAM SAM have you not seen the Robin Hood Sandwich Challenge?! http://youtu.be/eDX4CA_5mb4 it’s about a minute long, go see.
Then imagine how much worse it’d be if that was Clint and Tony in collaboration…
Aw man they’re so happy when they finally manage it!
But Clint totally thinks they lack imagination. No meat? No condiments? No onions and lettuce? What kind of a sandwich is that. Clint is gonna shoot a slice of bread from a toaster, a piece of cheese dangling on some string, a slice of ham out of Hulk’s hand, some salad as Tony tosses it with tongs, a squirt of mustard from a bottle Natasha is squeezing, and a second piece of bread which is being held in place by centrifical force on Steve’s shield as Steve throws it.
Then the camera gets all shaky as Thor runs up to see if the sandwich is still in the shield, and there’s a bellow of joy from every single Avenger as Thor tips it up to show a perfect ham and cheese sandwich impaled on an arrow sitting atop Captain America’s shield.