This just….sort of happened….😳
Tell Me I’m Pretty by round_robin
Established relationship dry humping. 1027 words.
Into the Light by Besina
John is a ghost inhabiting Sherlock’s fleshlight. 1335 words
Still, I Shiver by tweedisgood
First time Holmes and Watson, Holmes POV. 1350 words
Just a Little by peevee
John and Sherlock aren’t having sex, until suddenly they are.1390 words
Five-Day Shadow by justacookieofacumberbatch (buffyholic)
John comes home from a trip with a beard. 1764 words.
I Lay With You by trickybonmot
Sherlock teaches John the difference between lie and lay. 1952 words
Through A Glass by Mildredandbobbin
Adjoining door in the bathroom at 221B – if Sherlock stands in exactly the right spot in his bedroom he can see through said panels. 2012 words.
Pentanedione, Damascenone, Furanone, Vanillin by peevee
Coffeeshop AU Sherlock creates roasts, John is a barista. 2242 words.
Silent Treatment by peevee
Sometimes I don’t talk for days on end. Rimming. 2260 words.
What you Want by Songlin
J & S fight and make out. Sherlock tries to get John angry enough for it to happen again. Rough angry-ish sex follows. 2361 words.
Bless Your Filthy Little Mouth by taylorpotato
John’s going to get a lot of dirty phone calls. 2455 words
Slowly by sweetcupncakes
John kisses Sherlock for the first time. Slow loving sex. 2478 words.
Bikini: Extended Edition by entanglednow
John wakes up to find Sherlock in his bikini. 2488 words
Say My Name by mistyzeo
Watson is quiet in bed, Holmes sets out to change that. ACD. 2611 words.
A (slightly) different Christmas Tradition by Salamboo6
At first, Sherlock only kissed him when they passed under the mistletoe Mrs. Hudson had put above their front door. 2790 words
Between Me and You by Mazarin221b
Sherlock has been stealing and wearing John’s pants. 2892 words
A Natural, Human Reaction by cwb
Sherlock is on bed rest and Mrs. Hudson has abandoned his sponge bath. John offers to help finish the job. 3000 words
Bathtime by rubyofkukundu
John catches Sherlock in the bath. 3000 words
Bookshelf Sonata by mistyzeo
John is looking for a book, and Sherlock changes his plans. 3000 words.
In London, In Winter by PoppyAlexander
The heat’s out at 221B; Sherlock and John go under cover(s). 3009 words.
An’ Liquor Guid to Fire His Bluid by mistyzeo
Rarely have I seen Sherlock deeply intoxicated, and rarely does he choose to become so. But when he does, it is a gorgeous sight. 3080 words
A Contest of Wills by JanecShannon
Mrs. Turner’s tenants are having loud sex, John and Sherlock pretend to get revenge, which leads to not pretending. 3155 words
Little Wee by cwb
John and Sherlock compare penis sizes. crack fic. 3557 words
Come Home by hudders-and-hiddles
John has been gone less than thirty minutes before his text alert sounds from Sherlock. Established relationship. 3763 words.
No Sex, No Kissing, and Absolutely No Romance by kedgeree
It’s Valentine’s Day. John and Sherlock have a bet on. John can resist Sherlock for the day. And Sherlock can resist John. 3830 words
Kind of Blue by emmagrant01
Sherlock has a problem. John gives him a hand. 3860 words
Just Browsing by bendingsignpost
John and Sherlock meet in a bookstore. 3869 words.
The Blushful Hippocrene by mistyzeo
Sometimes, when I am bored, I like to get Doctor Watson drunk. ACD. Established relationship.4099 words
Because Blah Blah Blah Happy by cwb
John gives Sherlock a list of shit he’s pissed about. 4578 words
It’s You by WhimsicalEthnographies
The two idiots finally get it on. 4608 words
Encounter on the Bakerloo Line by mistyzeo, Obstinatrix
Holmes is jealous of Watson’s ex-lovers, WW1, grope each other on the London Underground/Tube. ACD. 4613 words
Butterfly, Pinned Under Glass by billiethepoet
It started to keep John safe, and ended up as just desire. 4648 words
Nocturnal Conversation by sweetcupncakes
John has nightmares about Sherlock dead. 4695 words.
Fic: His Lap Full by lucybun
A ride on the tube changes everything. 4869 words
Disco Stick by Ishmael
John meets Sherlock at Clara’s hen night in a strip club. 4941 words.
Whirlwind by rubyofkukundu
John meets Sherlock in a club as students. 5000 words.
Thanks for the rec! ❤️
@cupidford is AWESOME with the FIC RECS, amirite???!!!!!
Woot! Thanks for the rec @cupidford! 😀
I’m not on here, but I just wanted to throw out there that if you’re looking for under 5k smutfics that’s kinda my jam. I’ve written 112 Explicit fics tagged johnlock. So far.