This kid was like, four or five and adorable.

Kid at Work: I’m team Iron Man! SpiderMan is team Iron Man so I can wear his shirt!
Me: I’m Team Cap!
Kid: But he broke the rules!
Me: Even though it’s for his bestest best friend?
Kid: Even if I break the rules for my bestest friend, I have to sit in timeout.
Me: So Captain America has to have a time out?
Kid: Yeah. And I think Iron Man needs a nap.
Me: If I switch to Team Iron Man, do I get a nap instead of a time out?
Kid: Or could take a nap in your timeout, like I do.