verysiriuspotterhead:

legit the only way I’ll be happy with clint and natasha in cacw is if they just… pretend to fight. like everyone’s fighting to the death around them and there’s clint and tasha in the corner busting out a gymnastic routine with fake punches and kicks that only graze, pouring out the theatrics, w/ clint falling to the ground like ‘Ahhh! She got me! This is the end!’ and a beyond-frustrated and bloody Steve yelling, mid-fight, ‘Clint! Fucking focus or go home!!’