professormcguire:

liz011:

professormcguire:

My “Snape the dysfunctional mum” feelings are becoming unmanageable, honestly.

#Also please picture Disney’s ‘The Jungle Book’ as a mismatched godparents comedy starring #Snape as Bagheera #Sirius as Baloo #and Harry as Mowgli. #Thank you.

I mean The Jungle Book already kind of is a godparents comedy with Bagheera and Baloo, so this would work really well.

Sirius is all “Let’s ignore the rules and have a good time!” and Snape is all “If you do that you will literally get killed off in an hour.”

And obviously Voldemort is Shere Khan with his single-minded focus on killing Harry/Mowgli.  But who is Kaa?  Who is King Louis?  (Actually King Louis might be Arthur what with his fascination with Muggles/humans.  Maybe Tom Riddle is Kaa because of his fascination with controlling people and only tangential interest in Harry?)

#someone make art of this? #harry potter #the jungle book #AND WHO ARE THE ELEPHANTS???

Umbridge is Kaa, for the same reasons cited for Riddle–a fascination with controlling people and an only tangential interest in Harry.

Lucius Malfoy is King Louis–”I have an entourage of loyal minions, I want your power, and I am not above using said entourage of loyal minions to kidnap and threaten you into giving it to me,” but he also prefers to work within the established power structure rather than outside it like Shere Khan.

The elephants are 100% the Ministry of Magic, collectively.