bucky: *in the uniform, seriously discussing things* steve, your serum isn’t as potent anymore, i should take over as cap
steve: *clad in only his polka-dot pajama pants* why don’t you come over here and FEEL just how POTENT it is, eh buck? get it? *flexes* *probably drapes himself on his bed invitingly, flutters his eyelashes, pouts prettily*
bucky: jesus christ why do i even try to talk business