moriarty:

marcelock:

to review:
asip: sherlock gets hit by a car, nearly takes what could be poison but is rescued at the last minute by the love of his life who is a man
tbb: sherlock gets strangled by an assassin, gets shot at by an assassin, gets into a swordfight and has no sword of his own
tgg: sherlock is in a room heavily impacted by a bomb across the street, is in a standoff with multiple snipers and another bomb
asib: sherlock fights off multiple terrorists with a machete in order to save the life of a lesbian, disarms fbi agents with guns twice
thob: idk hes chillin
trf: sherlock is almost hit by a car, is almost hit by a bus, is compelled to jump off of a building to save the love of his life who is a man but survives somehow in order to continue to protect that man
teh: sherlock is inside a giant bomb and it doesnt go off
tsot: well,
hlv: sherlock gets shot through the center of his chest and flatlines but pulls through when he remembers the love of his life who is a man
tab: sherlock attempts to kill himself with a drug cocktail but his own brain creates a fantasy sequence in which the love of his life, who is a man, saves him and reminds him they will always be together and he somehow manages to pull through

#UNKILLABLE GAY TROPE