lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

guess who turned a fifteen minute walk home into a two hours trek across town and back for pokemon go

things

• no less than seven groups of people all doing the same thing i was doing
• a man dressed as team rocket, sitting by a waterfall and dropping lures at the pokestop for everyone to use. he said he had been doing it all day trying to catch a meowth
• two rabbits
• i walked into a tree twice tracking an eevee
• i found a raspberry bush in the woods near the pond. had many raspberries. 
• caught a ton of pokemon 
• found four pokemon eggs at the pokestops
• discovered that this town has a lot of memorials for different things and little parks
• we have a town hall (did not know this)
• found out where the fire department is located (two blocks away) 
• saw several birds nests, one of which had baby birds in it
• ran away from a bird’s nest after the mom saw me peeking at the baby birds
• a little boy (elementary school aged) camping out in front of the library (a pokegym) and asked if i was going to try and beat him for it. when i said i’d try, he said “good luck with that” 
• he beat me because his pokemon were like…….super strong