writterings:

groot-scamander:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

thescarletpaperback:

penny-anna:

tehri:

penny-anna:

Boromir: *taking off boots after a long day questing* ahh

A hobbit: o_o

Boromir: yes?

Hobbits: o_o o_o

Boromir: can i… Help you?

Hobbits: o_o o_o o_o o_o

Boromir: …

Hobbits: o__o o__o o__o o__o

Boromir: please stop looking at my feet like that you are making me VERY uncomfortable

Hobbits: >_> <_< >_> <_<

Pippin: stars above your poor feet

Frodo: Pippin!

Merry: Aren’t they cold?!

Frodo: MERRY!

Pippin: They’re so small!

Frodo: YOU DON’T JUST SAY THAT TO SOMEONE

Merry: You and Sam are thinking the same thing!

Frodo: I am most certainly no-

Sam: I am.

Frodo: please excuse them none of us have ever seen a big person’s feet before

Boromir: I am putting my boots back on

Pippin: lookit those little toes!!!

Boromir: (slaps hand away)

Pippin: aww c’mon. If you let me touch your toes, I’ll let you touch mine!!

Boromir: 

Pippin: I’m so sorry for your loss, I will always remember your brother fondly as the first Big Person whose naked feet I saw

Faramir: please don’t do that

Bold of this to assume Gandalf hasn’t allowed himself to go barefoot in Hobbiton at least once in his life

bold of you to assume gandalf has feet

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