paceees:

wtfneptune:

still-not-a-cat:

Quoting vines in Rome to see who responds. So far we have:

In the Colosseum, a tour guide was talking about who sat where and when they mentioned that the emperor and some other guy sat in one place, I said “And they were roommates!” And one of the girls on the tour said “oh my god! Zey ver voomates!” In a thick German accent before glaring at me.

And an alcove in the Vatican Museum with nothing in it and I quietly said “this bitch empty” and a British girl yelled “YEET” before realising her mistake and telling me to go fuck myself.

You’re the hero we need, yet don’t deserve

Chaotic good