Macbeth:
I legitimately just laughed for five minutes straight. Tears are leaking from mine eyes. My stomach is burning. I actually cannot stop.
Oh my gawd, I laughed so hard my face hurts.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TREES LITERALLY ATTACK ISENGARD BECAUSE TOLKIEN WAS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT SHAKESPEARE PROMISED MOVING TREES AND ALL HE GOT WAS DUDES HOLDING BRANCHES
And friendly reminder that Eowyn was a ‘no man’, who killed the Witch-king, because Tolkien thought that Shakespeare missed another opportunity with entire ‘no man of woman born’ prophecy.
Valid as shit.