farsh-nuke:

khazel-t:

vampireapologist:

it also stresses me out when vampires just bite someone and they blood ALL over the place and the vampire has their mouth on the bite for like ONE SECOND then comes away COVERED in blood and drops the person to the floor and then they go and kill like 2 MORE PEOPLE LIKE!!!!

imagine if you went out with your friend and bought a can of pepsi, shook it up real good, opened it, and just let it fuckin’ rip directly into your face for a good ten seconds with your mouth wide open, then dropped the can of whatever’s left on the floor and were like “damn….if only I didn’t need 5 cans of pepsi a day to get my fix.”

YOU!!!!!

DON’T!

Vampires are starting to piss me off

Humans can replenish a pint a month and vampires don’t care about blood type or diseases, they’re digesting it not hooking it into their own veins. They could totally find a large sample size of people who are prevented from giving blood but can still replace their own blood and just safely draw a pint from each every month. Hell they could over feed to prevent the hunger pangs being a risk. They could justify that cost to their sheep by using their awesome vampire abilities and lifetime of knowledge to help them out.

Like a vampire who invests wisely buys a large block of flats for like victims of  abuse or students with no money or whatever and it’s just like. “My only rent is a pint of blood a month. I won’t do anything kinky and I will destroy anyone who messes with you.”