rocksalive:

rocksalive:

hey do you think crowley would just buy the most expensive available mac or would he build some kind of horrifying $8000 souped-up alienware rig that he then never uses. apple’s a pretty evil company so i’m leaning towards them

update: never mind i have definitively answered the question. there is a
$20,000 laptop called the ego bentley. it is called that because it is
associated with the car company bentley. its casing is made of “bentley
leather” with “authentic bentley crossover hand-stitching.” its frame is
made of white gold. its specs are SHIT. crowley owns this laptop you
can’t change my mind