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is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament

because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life

is that one merman wearing jeans

means (mermaid jeans)

A JERMAID

Merry jhristmas

@more-aoe

The company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.

Other highlights of their merchandise:

They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.

@baratheas

@cyggiestardust

@gwen-skyes

@kohakuhime

@kintatsujo

That octomerman looks like he’s ready to pull his literal skin off, help him

@tragicblueblood

@pale-silver-comb

this is so awful, so tacky, so amazing!

And the names! Here’s Mr Mertini…..

and  Snickerdoodle

but for the girls they have some pretty cool options like

Laptop Liz

and I swear creamsicle is just like a friend of mine

and then this awesome one – queen for a day

and I am sooo getting this for my newly wed friends

and guys they do this tacky monstrosity of a dinosaur that I soo need to have

i honestly love the way the mermaids are designed like they’re wearing dresses instead of just “here have a tail and a bikini top” i have not seen that NEARLY often enough that is so cool

@voldiebuns

Why does Mr Mertini look like Tony Stark?

Why is this so tacky but I like it I’m crying.