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masonicbeheadingritual:

shen-ancalhar:

seashellronan:

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

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aisandetsarepeopletoo:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

me: progressives should be more accepting of religious people.

conservative christians: i agree. american christians are severely persecuted by liberals.

conservative christians: i can’t even leave my house without fearing constant humiliation and persecution 😔 2 timothy 3:12

me: man, it sure is difficult to be a religious minority in america. for example, musl-

conservative christians: i know what you mean. not being allowed to turn gay people away from my restaurant basically makes me saint peter

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fluidpuck:

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

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mynameischynna:

God, I want Mamma Mia to become the Fast and Furious franchise of musicals. They just keep making them for no reason, and the more they make the more you don’t even care that there isn’t a plot.

You think we care about a plot? The first movie could have been solved in 2 seconds with a DNA test, but instead they decide to sing about how this girl doesn’t know which of these 3 men is her dad for 2 hours and in the end THEY STILL DON’T HAVE AN ANSWER. AND NO ONE CARES.

The plot is ABBA karaoke, and it brings me joy. That’s all you need to know.

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thats-what-sidhe-said:

pervocracy:

stuffman:

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

This is 1000% more motivating than every preachy “real writers write every day” post on all of Tumblr.

I call this the “two cakes” rule and remind myself of it when I start comparing myself to other people.

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Fancy Dress – janto321 (FaceofMer) – Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Fancy Dress – janto321 (FaceofMer) – Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/Greg Lestrade/John Watson
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Greg Lestrade, John Watson
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Beards (Facial Hair), Beards, Kilts, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Clothed Sex, Bottom Sherlock Holmes, Bottom John Watson, Top Greg Lestrade, Threesome – M/M/M
Summary:

John and Greg growing beards while they’re on a case is bad enough. And then John’s wearing a kilt. Sherlock may not survive the night.

John and Greg have beards. John’s wearing a kilt. This is mostly @fin-amour‘s fault. Enjoy!