Guide To Shakespearean Tragedies

Romeo and Juliet: For never was a story of more woe/ Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
Julius Caesar: For never was a story of more blood and guts/ Than this of Rome and her Julius.
Othello: For never was a story with more calling an innocent lady a ho/ Than this of Desdemona and her Othello
Macbeth: For never was a story of more death/ Than this of Lord and Lady Macbeth.
Titus Andronicus: For never was a story more ludicrous/ Than this of Titus Andronicus
Richard III: For never was a story of less chill/ Than this of Richard and those he killed
King Lear: For never was a story more weird/ Than this of three girls and their dad, King Lear
Antony and Cleopatra: For never was a story of dying in more agony/ Than this of Cleopatra and her Antony
Coriolanus: For never was a story of more gayness/ Than this of Aufidius and his Coriolanus
Hamlet: For never was a story more overblown/ Than this of Prince Hamlet and the Danish throne.