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fizzygins:

fizzygins:

I will start by providing a brief summary of the ensuing wall of text, in a handful of links:

I will paste those again at the end with a little more commentary, but first I would like to go on at some length, as I so frequently do!

I’m a liberal. In fact, I mean, I’m flaming pinko dyke scum, basically: I’ve identified as a socialist since I was fourteen and I read The Grapes of Wrath and then found out that my extremely badass great-grandma, a pre-WWI non-English-speaking Jewish woman, went to college, cut off all her hair, got arrested and then tossed out of her home country for Communist agitation, and then shacked up in New Jersey with an illegal immigrant union activist and raised two children with him in sin. So. I’m a liberal. That seems like a very safe statement to me, like saying “I breathe oxygen” or “I dislike close-toed shoes.”

The first national election I was eligible to vote in occurred in 2000.

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