Alexander Hamilton:”Miley, what’s good?”
Aaron Burr: “I’m auditioning for the role of US President and I’ll be singing ‘I’m the Greatest Star'”
Marquis de Lafayette: *shoving breadsticks into my purse*
John Laurens: “I am gay gay gay I like long big coccks”
Hercules Mulligan: “JOHN CENA”
Eliza Schuyler: cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure
Peggy Schuyler: *looks at smudged writing on hand*
Angelica Schuyler: okay… that sounds fake but okay
Thomas Jefferson: kinkshame
King George III: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ’ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ’ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ’ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ’ⁿ
Phillip Schuyler: mmmm whatchya sayyyy