queerhawkeye:

captainwondyful:

thebreakfastgenie:

rbertdowneyjr:

what’s the deal with super villains and new york? the world has thousands of cities. “nope let’s just destroy that one”

they were mad because they couldn’t get hamilton tickets

“Lin,” The Falcon says to him.  The Actual Falcon.  The guy that helped Captain America save the world from HYDRA.  Captain America, by the way, is engaged in a sweet, gushing conversation with Chris (no doubt about George Washington).  “We need a favor.”

“Uh, sure, whatever you need.”  Like he’d actually say no this guy.

“We need two tickets to the show for tonight.  Front row, center. This cosmic deity, Thanos, is threatening to take over Earth and enslave on its people if he can’t get tickets.”

Whaaaaaa?

“Yeah, apparently he can’t work PayPal.”

Lin’s gotta admit, it’s hard to rap when your staring at a 20 Foot, Purple, Cosmic Being wearing the craziest bling ever stares you down from the front row.  It’s even weirder when he starts weeping during ‘Dear Theodosia’