but did john try to punch sholto in the face or the other way around

vanetti:

captain-liddy:

John is always the puncher. Like say John’s shitfaced at some bar off-base and he gets into some argument with some joker about something, and he’s like TIME TO KICK SOME ASS. And then this hot tall guy is like, Whoa now slow your roll there. And John’s like OH YOU WANT SOME TOO? And tall hottie’s like, Lemme just catch that punch, toss you over my shoulder, and carry you out of this bar. And John’s like !!!!!!!!!!!! And then the next day, surprise surprise guess who is whose new commanding officer?

oh my