conversationswithbenedict:

incurablylazydevil:

incurablylazydevil:

Girlfriend? No, not really my area.

5th year anniversary of the most heterosexual scene in existence 

Look at Sherlock’s face when he says, “no.” Sure, it’s just a one second gif, but doesn’t he look so sad, so dejected, so suspicious, like, why is this tiny doctor man asking me about the lack of someone to feed me up? Is he going to make fun of me? Everyone makes fun of me. No one wants me. Here we go again. I’m alone, tiny adorable doctor man, is that what you want to know, if I’m alone? I am. I’m unloveable. I’ll tell you it’s me, that it’s not you, because it really is me. It’s all me. I’ll tell you I’m married to my work so I don’t have to pretend that no one wants me, because I’m a freak, I’m a sociopath, and I’m so tired of it, so no, I don’t have anyone, and I bet I can’t have you, too.

I’m sorry. I don’t know what just happened.