Captain Jack Harkness being illegally cute Day One
It looks like Inato put something gross in his coffee.
Inato Nojes, Ianto’s evil twin made entirely of fanfic cliches, snuck in and did this horrible thing. And probably other stuff like dusting and referring to himself “the Welshman.”
“I knew it was you, Inato. I knew it from the first time you called me cariad.”
Inato will now go retcon himself to escape from the pain. 😉