everyone is always talking about the football players having to do two-a-days in the sweltering heat but aren’t the band kids practicing too, in just as hot uniforms, carrying sometimes big metal instruments half their size, marching in the sun, over and over? well this is just to say: we see you band kids, we know you’re busting yr butts. so come on in to the air conditioned denny’s after practice, and if you need an extra booth for all the tubas, we can probably accommodate you.
Denny’s we don’t practice in uniform
Shush. Someone besides band kids recognize us. Don’t ruin it.