you can be in seattle where is 9am aND IN MIAMI ITS FUCKING 12PM?? it would literally take you 48 HOURS, (THATS TWO FULL DAYS)to travel the 2,735 miles between those two states. an d youRe in the sSAME fUCking coUNtrY what tEh fCUk
BUT LIKE WHAT EVEN ARE STATES?? WHO MADE THEM UP??
TEXAS IS LITERALLY BIGGER THAN GREAT BRITAIN AND A HALF
but they’re not even coUntrY tIme zoNEs??? m8 u can be in omaha ne and in columbus ne its fucking 1 hour ahead of you THEY’RE BOTH IN THE SAME STATE???WH AT?/?
AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HAWAII
‘we were unable to calculate the route and time by road’ you know fucking why? bECAUsE tHERE ISNTT A FUCKING ROAD. HAWAII IS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN WHAT TH E FU CK AMERICA WHAT THE FUKC
honestly I love seeing non-American people freak out about the geography of our country
when we say that in America you can drive for 45 minutes and only get to the next walmart we aren’t kidding
I live in the middle of Texas. Halfway between Waco and Austin (the closest two big cities) they’re roughly 1 ½ to 2 hours away, depending on traffic. Dallas is 3 hours, Houston is 4, both can be day trips, I’ve done it before. (As in drive there, do whatever, drive home the same day). If I want to actually leave Texas I’m driving 6-8 hours. Oh and if I want to go to El Paso, which is the far corner of the state from here, it’s 12 hours, which is incidentally the same amount of time to drive to St. Louis, which is about 2 ½ states away.
When I drove to Disneyworld a couple years ago (which is in Florida), New Orleans was halfway. Which basically means that driving out of Texas got me halfway to the east coast.
Texas is big ya’ll.
This is why when I visited Seattle in January I was a bit flabbergasted that I could get from the airport to downtown in 20 minutes. You can’t get anywhere in 20 minutes in Texas.
