teaandcathair:

fuck-me-barnes:

witchaj:

leassvengers:

oldmchawkeye:

Now I’m giggling and thinking of how each of the Avengers would deal with some creeper in a bar bothering a woman. 

Steve would get right up in the dude’s face, at first trying to take the nice “leave the lady alone” route, but having NO problem getting physical if the guy doesn’t back off. 

Bruce would calmly approach and invite her to come sit with him and the others until the creeper left.

Natasha wouldn’t even say anything. She would just walk up, slam the guy’s head down onto the bar once, and stare him down until he left. 

Tony would stand right in the middle of the two and start talking the guy to death so the girl could make her escape.

Thor would pontificate about honor until the dude gives up.

Clint would start aggressively hitting on the guy. When the guy gets freaked out, he would shout “SEE HOW THAT FEELS?” at him.

what about the others? cause 

sam would probably place himself in the middle of them both, ask himself a drink & start talking about his day while making hand motions for the girl to leave

bucky would probably just spin the guy around on his spot & growl at his face until he leaves crying

rhodey would slowly walk up to them & whisper in detail at the guys ear how he’s gonna search him up & have him get banned from all the nearby bars until he takes Sam’s ‘How Not To Be A Jerk’ 101 online class

darcy would probably crash & pretend like the girl’s her bestest friend & start ranting abot jane’s amazing boyfriend until the guy feels ignored af 

peggy would just stab a fork on his hand cause peggy has no chill for creeper men

sharon would probably come by & snatch the guy up making him believe shes all up for him & when theyre outside shes gonna hand him his ass

& fury would just look at him up & go “u need to go motherfucker”

Perfection

headcanon accepted

I love headcanons like this.