captainsjm:

57circlesofhell:

Whose flat did John shoot the cabbie from. That’s the weirdest part of the pilot

Excuse me, yes, I need to get into your kitchen.  Right away, please.  No, it’s very important.  Life or death.  No I’m not the police, I just need to get inside your flat.  Look the guy upstairs wasn’t home so either you let me in or I scale up your wall.  Thank you.  No I’m fine I don’t need anything I just need to wait here and watch the people across the street for a little while.  You know, to make sure I wait until the last second to keep my moral integrity in tact.  It’s gonna be a big deal later just you wait.  Oh oh it’s starting to look a little hairy over there better pull out my–no, wait, they’re still talking.  Okay.  Keep cool, Watson.  No I know your name isn’t Watson.  Of course I wasn’t talking to you.  Ridiculous.  Okay, okay now it’s getting serious.  He’s going to take the pill.  The suicide pill.  You haven’t heard about the suicide pill?  It’s been all over the news!  Don’t you ever get out?  Oh, you don’t?  Right, I see that.  Of course.  Right, I’ll just.  Excuse me.  I have to save my boyfriend.  Well, he isn’t my boyfriend yet but after this little stunt it’s pretty much in the bag.  Okay, okay, here we go, line up the shot.  And, bam!  One shot through the chest!  That’s what I’m talking about!  Boo yeah!  Up top my friend!  Oh, um, I have to go now.  I wasn’t here.  You never saw me.  Terrible man he was, a serial killer.  No, I’m not a serial killer, I just shot–never mind.  It’s been very nice, yes thank you.  See you at Tesco.