Performing Arts AUs

buckleup-creampuff:

• We’re both auditioning for the same part and I kinda hope you get it.
• You’re the star of the show and I’m just ensemble, there’s no way you’d ever notice me, right?
• I make the costumes and you keep bringing yours back for adjustments- how many times can someone ‘accidentally’ rip a seam? 
• You need an accompanist and I just so happen to play the piano.
• *OR* You need an accompanist and

  I lied and told you I did so now I have to learn those pieces real quick.

• I know we’re both acting but wow, this on-stage chemistry is really convincing. 
• I walked past an open window and heard someone singing, now I can’t get that voice out of my head. 
• I have to learn to dance for this play, and you have three weeks to teach me. 
• I think we should rehearse scene 4 a little more. Oh, is that the one where our characters kiss? I didn’t realize. 
• I’m the director and you repeatedly show up late with starbucks.
• I use improv class as an excuse to flirt with you.
• I work the night shift at this diner with you to pay my way through drama school, could you test me on my lines while we work? 
• I do ballet and you do modern, the studio’s been double-booked so we have to share it. 
• Please stop practicing your solo song when I’m trying to sleep. 
• It’s the day before opening night and I’ve lost my voice, you have to nurse this melodramatic ailing actor back to health. 
• I have a key to the theatre, and sometimes I go there when I need to think. Apparently so do you. 
• I fell into the orchestra pit and landed on you. 
• *OR* I fell into the orchestra pit and landed on you. Again. 
• My new roommate is a tap-dancer/opera singer.
• You’re the demanding star and I’m your personal assistant. 
• We both dream of performing on the stage but we’re selling ice-creams in the interval instead.
• We’re broke aspiring actors sharing a tiny apartment in the city. 
• We went to drama school together, four years later only one of us is famous.