Old West Insults

historical-nonfiction:

• He made an ordinary fight look like a prayer meetin’.
• He was mean enough to steal a coin off a dead man’s eyes.
• He has teeth so crooked he could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
• She’s so ugly, she could back a buzzard off a gut-wagon.
• She’s so ugly, she’d make a freight train take a dirt road!
• He’s as crazy as popcorn on a hot stove.
• His knife’s so dull it wouldn’t cut hot butter.
• He had a ten dollar Stetson on a five-cent head.
• He’s as slow as molasses in January.

For more colorful insults, check out Old West Legends