this is a disney interview
It went from innuendo to flat out in .3 seconds…
HELP
This is totally Clint trolling the press. They’re all so eager to know who’s captured the elusive Hawkeye’s heart. So he’s just like ‘screw it’.
“I SCREWED ALL OF THEM. THAT’S RIGHT. DEAL WITH THAT FOX NEWS.”
I’m standing behind my sleepover theory. He didn’t actually fuck any of them (except for Natasha that one time in Budapest, and the Captain America threesome only happened in Coulson’s fantasies), but they have all slept together.
As in, fallen asleep because they were so damn tired, no innuendo applicable.
But “screwed them” as in “pulled pranks on them”? That happens on a weekly – if not daily – basis. Hawkeye loves his team, what can he say?
Because not all the avengers are spies, it takes them a bit to realize that Clint pranking them is his way of saying that he cares.
Tony’s the first to realize it after Clint gets JARVIS to play froofy pop music in place of his usual rock. So Tony decides to say ‘I love you too’ by hiding all of Clint’s arrows and replacing them with gummy replicas. He still gets shot at (and hit) with one of said gummy arrows.
Natasha retaliated by photoshopping Coulson’s head onto various shirtless male celebrity bodies.
Clint never jacked off to them. He will maintain this position (heh) under torture.