help none of my friends think rupert graves is attractive

gravesdiggers:

codychristiansbiceps:

WELL, THEN. YOU NEED TO SIT THEM DOWN SO I CAN EXPLAIN A THING.

RUPERT GRAVES IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT HAS RUINED MY LIFE WITH HIS BEAUTY.

EXHIBIT A: Maurice

HE’S GOT CURLY HAIR AND HE’S GAY AS HELL THE ENTIRE MOVIE AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO BREAK THINGS BECAUSE IT’S SO PERFECT.

EXHIBIT B: A room with a View

HE HAD THE FUCKING NERVE TO GET NAKED AND SPLASH AROUND LIKE IT WOULDN’T KILL US ALL.

EXHIBIT C: Different for girls

I’VE USED THIS GIF A MILLION TIMES BEFORE BECAUSE IT’S SELF EXPLANATORY. ALSO HE RIDES A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE IN THIS MOVIE AND I HAD A HEART ATTACK.

EXHIBIT D: A SPAM OF RUPERT BEING A SILVER GODDAMNED FOX

YOUR FRIENDS

ARE WRONG

FIND NEW ONES

TAYLOR OUT *drops mic*