amphigoricsymphony:

barumonster:

murderboyfriends:

barumonster:

scopesandskullties:

Please take a moment out of your day to imagine Jim buying Sebastian a pair of underwear with a target and crosshairs on the ass

Now take a moment to imagine Sebastian shamelessly wearing them around the flat.

And that’s all.

I just want jim with tight ‘kiss me I’m irish’ undies

Boxerbriefs with the crown jewels front and center.

Sebastian totally gets Jim some sort of St. Patrick’s day nonsense every year. Going so far as to finally get lace undies one year because he never even expected Jim to put the first pair on.

Jim fucking comes out with them on and Sebastian nearly chokes on his breakfast.